CRST- Cant Receive Speeding Tickets
SWIFT- Sure Wish I Finished Training
MAYFLOWER- May All Your Furniture Leave Our Warehouse Entirely Ruined
ROEHL- Runs Over Every Hill Last WERNER- We Employ Rookies No Experience Required
DIGBY- Did I Go Broke Yet
JB HUNT- Job Being Holding Up National Traffic
PRIME- PRetending It's My Equipment
SWIFT- Slow Wagons In Fast Traffic
CRST- Completely Rebuilt Schneider Truck
CRST- Crash & Roll Stunt Team
SCHNEIDER- Send Cash Have Not Eaten In Days Emergency Reply
ENGLAND- Every New Guy Leaves after Ninety Days
A Message From Our Company
Jack here - Over 35 years for shipping and logistics -
have grown our capacity and great relationships.
We work hard every day and love what we do - but
"All work and no play....." so ... We decided to share some industry humor.
We hope you enjoyed these.
We also hope you call us next time you need a quote !
We ship just about anything - just about anywhere.
Our very best regards to you and yours -
Jack and our team at Best Move USA - aka "Ship with Jack"
This solution is in development now !
Just a trucker ?! I’m as long as twelve of you and weigh as much as twenty. I monitor 18 gauges, 12 warning lights and 9 mirrors. It takes me 10 times as long as you to get up to highway speed, and twenty times as long to stop. I have special laws I have to learn and memorize, There are thousands of special law enforcement officers whose sole purpose is to keep me from screwing up. I operate two dozen various valves, switches and controls. I do all this while you drive like an idiot, behind me, in front of me and on the side of me. I leave my family and friends behind and live in a box so you don’t run out of toilet paper. So don’t curse me, thank me. And if that’s too much for you, stop buying stuff !
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So you want this moved over a weekend. You want everything disconnected, moved and set back up. You don't want our customers to be affected an any way.
No Problem. Happy to help.
Hey big guy - are you serious?
When I grow up...